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Just in case you need some writing inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:

1. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6.He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

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When writing emails or letters it is good to avoid negative writing, which only serves to create a bad impression. These are some strategies for avoiding negative writing.

1. Ignore stupid ideas.

If somebody suggests an unworkable idea, there is no need to criticise it saying things like ‘That’s a complete waste of time’. If things are a waste of time they will fail of their own accord.

2. Use Positive Phrases

Compare these words:

• activity, evolving, good question, helpful, join us, develop potential, productive, solve, together, useful.

• I can’t, I won’t, forget it, impossible, never, stupid, unavailable, waste, too busy.

The words reflect your attitude to life; they also reflect your attitude to the person you are writing to.

3. Encourage Good Qualities

If you are writing to someone, try to encourage their good aspects. Don’t focuses on all their weaknesses. You will not be able to change their bad qualities; but, you can encourage their good qualities.

Compare these sentences

• To be honest, I think it’s a stupid idea. It would be a complete waste of time to try and build your wiggly widgets and anyway we have the much more important project of the frogly widget.
• Thanks for your suggestion about the wiggly widgets. At the moment, we are focusing our attention on building the frogly widgets. Perhaps, we can use some of your ideas for wiggly widgets to develop the jolly widgets to its full potential.

Related

• Avoid the Double Negative

Since it’s the weekend, a few choice quotes from George W. Bush for no other reason than sometimes it’s good to have a laugh.

“Let’s make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy.” — George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008

“The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that’s how I feel. And she’s also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

“Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, ‘Vote for me. I’m an agent of change.’ In 2004, I said, ‘I’m not interested in change –I want to continue as president.’ Every candidate has got to say ‘change.’ That’s what the American people expect.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008

“Hey, I accessed the internets using the Google this weekend”

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right.
George W. Bush

If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier – so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

I’ve coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.
George W. Bush
Speaking at Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner, March 2001

“And my concern, David, is several.” –George W. Bush, to NBC’s David Gregory, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

“The solution to Iraq — an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself — is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

“That’s why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

“They’re innocent, they were doing nothing, and they were summarily plucked out of water.” –George W. Bush, on British sailors who were detained by Iran while on patrol in the Persian Gulf, Camp David, March 31, 2007

“Some call this civil war; others call it emergency — I call it pure evil.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 28, 2007

“I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane.” –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

George Bushisms

How Do you Spell school Again?

It is happened many times that when people correct errors, they create additional errors. One thinks of Winston Churchill’s famous

“That is the kind of English, up with which I will not put”

Or George W. Bush

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”

Amusingly, Stephen Dubner of Freakonomics, pointed out an error in the Economist. He argued the Economist had unwittingly dropped an r from pastries. He pointed out that the Economist had misspelt it pasties. He blogged about it here

Unfortunately, for Stephen, he didn’t realise there is actually a foodstuff called Cornish pasties; so the Economist was right and he had a bit of egg on his face. Just to finish off the joke, the Economist sent him a chicken and vegetable pasty through the post. – Pasties, Pasties everywhere

I have seen many people point out errors, only to make more errors themselves. It’s certainly happened to me; although, conveniently I can’t remember the specific examples.

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

- Oscar Wilde

I have long wanted to work from home, but, having spent the past couple of weeks working from home, I realise their are quite a few difficulties as well as the undoubted benefits. Whilst many would like the idea of working from home; it is worth being aware of the potential drawbacks.

No Structure.

Working for yourself gives a tremendous freedom; you can choose the hours of when and indeed if you work. There is no 9 to 5. But, this means you need to be quite disciplined in setting aside time to concentrate on work.

No Finish Time.

If you work in an office, you at least know, when your work day is over. But, working from home means that you can be working until late at night. Sometimes, it is important to set a time to completely switch off and not touch any more work.

Mixing Work And Pleasure.

Sometimes your not sure whether your working or just pursuing a hobby. In a way this is a great thing. But, it means your work can sometimes lack focus. For example, I have a blog on cycling; but, I’m not sure how productive it is to watch highlights of the Tour. True, I could blog about it, but, it is not really effective work. Similarly, I spent a lot of time looking at photos from a cycling trip. I did get a blog post out of it but, it took a long time.

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Since entering the RSS competition at Daily Blog Tips, I have been trying a few strategies to get more subscribers to my Economics Blog. This is what I have been doing so far:

Blog Carnival.

I have set up a Carnival of the Economists, encouraging people to submit articles on economics. The hope is that people up submit to carnivals will be interested in subscribing. I think it is also important to make the most of a blog carnival, e.g. encouraging submitters to subscribe.

Posting

Frequent posting, once or twice a day. I could post more, but, I doubt this would help. There is always a danger of putting people off through overposting.

Commenting on Top Blogs.

I found a list of the top 100 economic blogs. I went through the blogs, and subscribed to those who allow comments with links to your homepage. I have been leaving thoughtful comments, in the hope some will click through and subscribe. The traffic from this has been low, but, hopefully it is good quality traffic.

Things Which would be good to Do

• Write Guest Posts on Popular Blogs. Unfortunately, most of the top economic blogs aren’t interested in accepting guest posts; it’s different to the self improvement and blogging niche. Continue reading →

Recently, I have been helping a few people start blogging, who previously didn’t have any experience.

The first thing I realised is that it is easy to forget how much knowledge which may seem ‘obvious’ to an experienced blogger, is actually a complete mystery to the newcomer.

There is also a lack of information at the absolute basics of blogging, because we take certain things for granted.

First Steps in Blogging

What is a Blog?

A blog is a way of generating a website; it is a way of generating online content. A blog can be many things, but usually it is updated on a fairly regular basis. Netwriting is a blog. You can look at my other blogs here

What Do I need to be able to Blog?

1. Buy a domain name. If you look at the top of the screen, you will see the domain name of this blog is www.netwriting.co.uk/

2. You need to host your blog with a hosting company. You will need to sign upto a hosting company. I strongly recommend choosing a hosting company which offer one click install (i.e. easy) for a blog software. I Recommend – Hostican prices range from $6 a month to $11 a month.

3. Linking Domain Name to Hosting Company.

It is easier if you buy a domain name, with your hosting company. But, there can be reasons to buy it separately. If you buy a domain name from a separate company you need to point the nameservers from the domain company to the hosting company. e.g. ns1.hostican.com. This effectively links the domain name with your hosting account so that the domain name will work on your hosting company.

By the way, it can take time for the domain name to ‘propagate’ and become active.

4. Install a Blog

Once you have a website such as www.netwriting.co.uk, you can install a blog. The blog is a piece of software which makes it easy to add content. Note, you don’t need to buy or download any software, it is hosted online.

I recommend Wordpress. If you goto your control panel. You will see a function called ‘Fantastico’. This is because it is fantastic in saving time and effort. Then you choose to install wordpress. You can install at /blog or install at the root just leave / blank. It doesn’t matter too much, whether you install at /blog like www.cyclinginfo.co.uk/blog. or at the ‘root’ like netwriting.co.uk/

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I have entered Daily Blog tips competition for increasing RSS subscribers.

I decided to choose my economics blog – economics help.

I may regret choosing that blog because:

• It’s my only blog on blogger (inferior to wordpress)
• June / July has seen a significant dip in traffic due to the end of the academic year.
• I may have had more success with a niche on blogging. People interested in economics do not necessarily know what RSS are

However, the strengths of the blog include:

• Reasonable traffic from Google already.
• I will have no problem writing articles on economics.

My motivation for entering the competition is not to win the money (I don’t expect to do that). I predict the winners will be a blog with already over 500 subscribers.

However, if I can increase my subscriber base by 50 in a month, I will be happy. More subscribers means hopefully more commentators and more links. A few more links to the site would help alot.

I’ll let you know how I get on. It’s good to have a challenge now that I am working full time as a blogger.

By the way, if you fancy subscribing to a fascinating blog about Economics, I’d be grateful…

For the next 3 months I will be ‘working’ as a full time blogger. As a teacher, my term doesn’t start until mid September, so I will be spending the summer living the lifestyle of a ‘problogger’.

Usually, in the summer, I take on an onerous job of marking exam papers. But, thanks to the income I earn from blogging, I have been able to retire from marking.

These are some of My early Observations from Working as A Full time Blogger.

I rarely do a full days work.

On average I spend about 5-6 hours working on my websites. Working from home gives more leisure time, like an hour lunch time to watch an episode of Sherlock Holmes and spending several hours cycling. Therefore, even living as a ‘full time blogger’ I haven’t been doing a huge amount more than when I was working part time.

I enjoy the Work

This is the best aspect of blogging, generally, you are writing on topics that interest you. You can choose your topics and work to your own schedule. Whilst flexible time certainly as its challenges, it definitely has clear advantages that a strict 9-5 job can never give.

50% of My Work is Offline

One of my main focuses for this summer is to write more, increase the number of pages and keep 5 blogs going at the same time. This requires a lot of writing; therefore, I spend alot of time, writing in cafes providing the basic content, which then takes the rest of the day.

Projects.

I have set a few mini projects to give a structure to the full time job opportunities.

• Write an Economics Dictionary of upto 1,000 entry
• Target increase in RSS subscribers on certain blogs. This includes taking part in a blogging competition to increase RSS subscribers.

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As a blogger, one of the main tasks is writing. Finding time to write is one of the main challenges bloggers face. If you can’t find or create the necessary time, your blogs will lose impetus.

These are some tips I employ to increase the productivity of my writing.

Batch Writing

Writing requires a certain concentration and mental space. It’s not something you can dip into for the odd 10-15 minutes. It is important to give yourself a decent time period to get into the writing groove. Once you have started writing, it is best to maximise the writing environment and keep going. When writing blog posts, I will often write 2-6 posts at the same time. Often once you have writen one post, you get ideas for a second; your brain becomes attuned to the concept of writing.

Clarity and Simplicity.

For writing to be effective, you need to have a clear mind and clear schedule. The more distractions you can remove the better. For example, online access is one potential distraction, especially, if you have your email notifier open. Similarly I try to keep my writing desk free of distractions. Alternatively, I will go to a cafe, where there is little else to do apart from drink coffee and write. Continue reading →