Cliches of money Making: Retire tomorrow!

I came across an interesting book in Blackwells coffee shop. “Words that Sell - Richard Bayan“. The point of the book is that it is good to have an extensive repertoire of key words. This enables you to say the same thing in many different ways, so that you can avoid saying the same phrase every time. Even so, I quite often groan when I come across the ones below:

Phrases for Making Money Online 

• Retire in 5 years time
• You’ll never find another opportunity like this
• And you thought a 3 day week was for other people.
• Double your money
• Say goodbye to 9-5
• How I got rich in … days
• Earn more, work less
• Make your first million in less than.. days
• The fast track to wealth and prosperity
• They sell themselves.
• I only work 4 hours a week.
• Once in a lifetime opportunity
• Turn your website into a cash cow.
• Earning money by.. is like turning on atap.
• The smart way to make a living.
• Multiplies your investment.
• A 3 step approach to doubling your income.
• Money back guarantee.
• Watch the income flow in!
• Easy money for the smart investor.
• A guaranteed formula for prosperity

note: some phrases are from the book, some I added myself.